I wish my hand looked like this all the time

A few days ago

Single nights with class, duh.

Mark Shaw

Speaking of boobs, do we all know what "flapjack boobs" are? Can we agree that flapjack boobs might be the worst? These are not flapjack boobs. These are boobs one purchases for thousands of dollars. Although, after watching a vivid video of a tranny getting her boobs done.. no thanks. I can't imagine my body enduring such a beating.

EY PUSSY

This is after the festivities, a little disheveled. The party was nice and low-key. It was not at all like my first Halloween in Baltimore that I vaguely remember. Circle of Death, Yoko, moustache, kissing boys, Dondero DJing at the Annex.. you know how it is. Halloween this year was a nice, relaxing night of Slayer, Tokyo Gore Police, sitting by a bonfire, and eating The Best spinach-asparagus dip I have ever had. Yum. How we grow old.

I love Germans

I'm just sayin..

21runnin