Team Jolie

I just found this raglan from when Kitson tried to bank off of the Team Jolie vs Team Aniston celibridrama 5 years ago. I don't know why I have an XL but I am swimming in it.

Being late to your funeral, by request, is why she is a legend.

There's a line in this Bruno Mars song that makes me laugh every time I hear it on the radio.
Shoulda known you was trouble from the first kiss. Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?

I put my Housewives binge on hold and have been watching tons of military documentaries.. because that's the type of boy I would be.

Crust punk tumblr now in effect. The worst. Via Jake

Tom is on the cover of the new RIDE! Non-pro on the cover seems like a big freaking deal.

Have a great weekend! It's cold! Everywhere!

Flush it down

Good Fridays

Chickas I've known since I was 13

I went out with a bunch of azns Friday night. This photo is the story of my life. I don't know how to make a nice face in pictures and when I try, this is what happens. It's a good thing I think I'm a babe or else I'd be bummed out. Zoing.

Wait, I'm on the far left if you can't tell..

The Dude is back in Baltimore

Photo by Keith

The Dude left me last week and it took him almost 24-hours to get back. Eeyuck.

Things that make me laugh, not you

I'm green. By the way. I love my fronz.

My coffee, my soul