G: Find me on Facebook.
T: What's your last name?
G: W______
[a week later]
G: I said to find me on Facebook. I can't find you.
T: Oh yeah, what's your last name?
G: W______
T: I don't use Facebook that much..
G: Hey
T: What's up dude.
G: Want to know a secret?
T: Yeah.
G: The beauty table. The most decadent cookies ever.
T: Sweet, I'm going there Right Now.
