My darling Eli got twelve stitches

Has Eli really been playing in the NFL for 6 years already? Where have I been? I remember watching the draft, being so excited and thinking, "Wow, you're such a pussy, but I still love you and your family." I wish I dated a guy that loves football as much as I used to. I think in the last 3 years, I've been completely out of the loop because my Dude absolutely hates football. This season, I am there.