Wild dreams

May 17, 2011

I had a dream that Harrison Ford was my substitute teacher. Instead of having the class go around and say their name and where they're from (as I've done in every single class in college), he had us tell him who we thought was "badass". Someone said Jesus, someone said their dad, and when it was my turn I said, "I don't mean to be a suck-up, but I'd say Indiana Jones, seriously."

The weird part was that there was a bunch of sexual tension. I think he was on top of me, grabbing my face at one point. He was stoked on my answer and let me go. Later, I had to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. What the.