I got this email from the school the other day:
"Tent cards and posters have sprung up all over campus announcing a Chuck
Close lecture in Falvey Hall on Monday April 27th at 2 PM. Unfortunately,
rumors of Close's appearance have been greatly exaggerated; we do not know
who is responsible for these announcements but this event is not scheduled.
There is no Chuck Close lecture on the 27th nor, for that matter, is one
scheduled for the future."
HILARIOUS!
