The Dude has never tasted his own boogers, but has tried his earwax. Isn't that strange? Eating your boogers is key in ones childhood. One knows the familiar saltiness that only comes with boogers. Not earwax. To add to this trip to kindergarten, The Dude and I were in a tiff and to be hurtful, he puts his finger in my mouth. It took me a second to realize why he did that. Yes, he put earwax in my mouth. It tastes kind of like iron. But it did break the tension.