My aunt threw a small family party for me at her giant home in Valencia. Upon arrival, I see my seven year-old cousin playing a game on the computer. It's a violent cartoon game where a bean stabs and shoots items of food that are "unhealthy", so he's stabbing Ding Dongs and french fries and soda's and stuff. There's a McDonald's inspired level with french fries and chicken nuggets and the boss is a Big Mac. I guess it's a good educational game..?
"Brian, what's that?"
"It's a gun, it's called a GLOCK."