Urban Outfitters custom FIXIES!

July 14, 2009

The world should just be over with. You can make your custom Urban Outfitters bike here.

Does anyone even shop at Urban Outfitters anymore? I don't understand how you can rely on a senseless corporation to dress you into oblivion in "ironic merchandise" and politically incorrect satirical slogans on t-shirts. You're willing to pay 3x as much for "vintage" merchandise that was just produced a few months before in a factory of underpaid illegal immigrants somewhere in Pennsylvania.