The world should just be over with. You can make your custom Urban Outfitters bike here.
Does anyone even shop at Urban Outfitters anymore? I don't understand how you can rely on a senseless corporation to dress you into oblivion in "ironic merchandise" and politically incorrect satirical slogans on t-shirts. You're willing to pay 3x as much for "vintage" merchandise that was just produced a few months before in a factory of underpaid illegal immigrants somewhere in Pennsylvania.