September 19, 2009

Bad kissers are The Worst. I think I've only had one bad kisser in my kissing lifetime: Freddy, who had pokey-tongue. Pokey tongue is not good. Do not poke your tongue in and out, in and out, stiff as a board.

This video above is not worth watching and really lame, but it got me thinking about kissing. Julia Roberts would not kiss Richard Gere on the lips because kissing means something special. What is it about kissing that is so intimate (to most)? As opposed to giving head or doing the horizontal tango?

But maybe there aren't good kissers or bad kissers. Maybe Freddy just needs to find someone who also does pokey-tongue. Maybe a "good kisser" means someone who kisses like you.