I'm sorry, but I could never. Zooey is WAY cute and who hasn't had those lonely lights being serenaded by Ben? But I could never marry someone that sang:
Everything was closed at coney island, and i could not help from smiling.
I'm sure there are better examples, but you get my point. I think the most beautiful thing Ben Gibbard has written was Sarah's Song.
Just nervous pacers bracing for bad news
And then the nurse comes round and everyone will lift their heads
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said that "Love is watching someone die"
So who's going to watch you die?