Shit that matters

July 06, 2011

I've come across my fair share of "celebrities" in my day and it never phases me. But when I have to escort Dwyane Wade and his posse up to the office, I get jittery and nervous. Then, I spot Jason Dill from across a restaurant Monday night. He's coming in as I'm heading out and... I POKED HIM. It went like this:

[POKE] "I love you, Jason Dill."
Looks at me, waves, and says, "Hi."

[Hand to forehead]